I came up with several new "matching questions" for OkCupid with some help from Val, but OkCupid decided not to use them.

Which is most important in a desk chair?

  1. Rolls easily.
  2. Spins fast enough to make you dizzy.
  3. Makes you look important.
  4. Ergonomic for oral sex.

Which score on the Slut Test is a "failing" score?

  1. 10% Slut.
  2. 90% Slut.
  3. Both.
  4. Neither.

What does lol *really* mean?

  1. Chuckling quietly to myself.
  2. Everyone within earshot wonders what's so funny.
  3. End of sentence, like a period.
  4. I have thrown up my hands in surrender.

3 Responses to “Rejected”

  1. Scott Perry Says:

    D or B, depending on proximity of significant other

  2. Joe Grossberg Says:

    A C A

  3. Jesse Ruderman Says:

    A, but Val is awesome for inspiring D