The British government has learned…
Bush: "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa." (State of the Union address)
Rice: "The statement that he made was indeed accurate. The British government did say that."
Rumsfeld: "It turns out that it's technically correct what the president said, that the U.K. does -- did say that -- and still says that."
"Randy": "I never said your wife's a whore. What I said was: Jim found out your wife's a whore." (a comment on dKos via causality)