Bad abstract algebra jokes

  • A carpool is a group of people who commute with each other. Therefore, a carpool is an abelian group.
  • If 1=0 in the zero ring, why don't they call it The One Ring instead?

Yes, I came up with them.

5 Responses to “Bad abstract algebra jokes”

  1. philroy Says:

    Heh heh heh. Funny thing is, I can’t decide if it’s good or not that I got this. :)

  2. Matt Brubeck Says:

    “Zero ring to rule them all, zero ring to find them…” ?

  3. philroy Says:

    Well, actually it would be “zero ring to find *it*” since the zero ring contains only one element, namely 0.

    Like I said, I haven’t decided yet if it’s good or bad that I know this stuff.

  4. hao2lian Says:

    What, no rimshot?

  5. Hendrik Says:

    be ashamed!!!

    it’s ok, just kidding