Mom: Why do people look at porn?
Me: That's hard to explain. Why do people play video games, or watch sunsets?
Mom: I don't know why people like video games, but sunsets are beautiful and natural.
Me: Naked women are beautiful and natural.
My mom is always asking me to stop mentioning porn on my blog, saying it might drive away potential girlfriends. But on Christmas, she almost encouraged me to hang one of Diana Kos's nude paintings in my apartment. I'm so confused that I don't even know whether to mark that link as NSFW.